Mittwoch, 11. Juli 2012

Hip-, hip-, hurra!

Why did the Hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his tea before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do Hipsters hate rivers?
They are too mainstream.

Why do hipsters love the subway?
Because it's so underground.

Was haben Spider-Man und Hipster gemeinsam?
Wenn sie kein Netz haben, gehen sie fotografieren.


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